Jet Setters…jet your engines : MostAmazingTripEver Eve is upon us.

Good news.  Tomorrow we will be one step closer to finding ourselves (although to be honest, we’ll probably get lost somewhere).

Some things of note:

1.    Alice invented the pack rack.

She explains:

Alice: and i thought of an invention for before you put stuff in your suitcase

                               you put your folded clothes on it so you know what you've "packed"

            and then you just transfer at the end

me: PACK RACK

            rat pack

                        Alice: pack rat

                        is actually the play on words there

            Word play is difficult for some, apparently.

2.    I just packed a collapsible hat.

Pictures of this will come when worn in foreign countries.  But trust me, you should start getting excited now.

3.    The French…………………suck.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU ON THE PHONE AND I FIND YOU RUDE AND CONDESCENDING. 

4.    All of your friends are in Europe, but never where you are when you are.

Birdman, Lindsey, Ciara….you’re missed.

5.    The “take me in your suitcase” joke has surprisingly died out.  Which is for the best, since:

Figure 2-1: Sizing limitations of common luggage

6.    Unfortunately, that joke has been replaced by kidnapping and hostel torture jokes. 

THANKS ERIC AND WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonus round 7: Brett got a job. Brett isn’t going to take it. Brett’s a big big dumb.

Cheers, America.  Let’s see what the land of the not free and home of the not brave has to offer.